partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Fanny troubled? Are you having vagina problems?
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the worldfun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life
This is the band that revolutionized my music taste and has given me basically everything…
yo
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me asking my mom the hard hitting questions



