My reaction to 99% of everyones Facebook status:

laugh-addict:

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1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 55,715 notes
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

japcoregalore:
let me just park my squid

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

japcoregalore:

let me just park my squid

1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 29,010 notes
tumblgheadovrheels4u:

greeleys:

toldie:

What the hell…

lmfao jared didnt even flinch

TRUST

tumblgheadovrheels4u:

greeleys:

toldie:

What the hell…

lmfao jared didnt even flinch

TRUST

1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 27,564 notes
1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 170,157 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 2,638 notes

getting-fit-staying-fab:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

Fanny troubled? Are you having vagina problems?

1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 136,280 notes
1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 36,262 notes
sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 127,467 notes

clamperl:

clamperl:

I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES

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1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 15,076 notes

michaxl:

 

whyjess:

This is the band that revolutionized my music taste and has given me basically everything…

yo

1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 16 notes
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Played: 21,795 times.

theyellowbrickroad:

me asking my mom the hard hitting questions

1 hour ago on May 22nd | J | 5,736 notes
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porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

2 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 18,173 notes

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

2 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 6,178 notes